some of the pictures I found in the net. They were so hilarious I thought I would post them here.
along with those pictures ,I am posting
the jokes sent to me by a friend. enjoy.
Have You Seen The Signs in The Office?>
1. In an office:> TOILET OUT OF ORDER..... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.
2. In a Laundromat:> AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.
3. In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS>
4. In an office--
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK
THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY
PLEASE BRING IT BACK>OR . . .FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN>
5. In an office:> AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE> DRAINING BOARD.
6. Outside a secondhand shop:> WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING -
BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING>YOUR> > WIFE ALONG AND
GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?> >> >
7. Notice in health food shop window:> >> > CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS> >> >
8. Spotted in a safari park:> >> > ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR> >> >
9. Seen during a conference:> >> > FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON>THE> > 1ST FLOOR> >> >
10. Notice in a farmer's field:> >> > THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,
BUT THE BULL> CHARGES.> 11. On a repair shop door:> >> > WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL >DOESN'T> > WORK) We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling.
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