Would you please laugh?

These are some of the pictures I found in the net. They were so hilarious I thought I would post them here.

along with those pictures ,I am posting
the jokes sent to me by a friend. enjoy.



Have You Seen The Signs in The Office?>

1. In an office:> TOILET OUT OF ORDER..... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.


2. In a Laundromat:> AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.

3. In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS>

4. In an office--
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK
THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY
PLEASE BRING IT BACK>OR . . .FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN>

5. In an office:> AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE> DRAINING BOARD.

6. Outside a secondhand shop:> WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING -

BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING>YOUR> > WIFE ALONG AND
GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?> >> >
7. Notice in health food shop window:> >> > CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS> >> >

8. Spotted in a safari park:> >> > ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR> >> >

9. Seen during a conference:> >> > FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON>THE> > 1ST FLOOR> >> >

10. Notice in a farmer's field:> >> > THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE,
BUT THE BULL> CHARGES.> 11. On a repair shop door:> >> > WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL >DOESN'T> > WORK) We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling.

The Land of Precision,Beautyand Honesty.and Cows

The word peace did not come easy to Switzerland'
They had to struggle for it. They chose to remain neutral after so much hardships and loss of humanlives.
Now Swiss is a haven for so many thousands of various races of humankind.
The land of beauty and plenty must have been an attractive piece of
land for many europeans to own.
But this group of men fought for their land and have maintained their integerity through difficult times,
and now they are enjoying their individual freedom.
In the above photos I have tried to capture
the happiness and peace I felt , when we were staying there for sometime
last year.
They respect their country and its sovereignity.
That no one should interfere in their lifestyle or cause any kind of damage to their historical monuments, their serenity is something they are very particular about.

Sometimes , infact all the times when we were surrounded with so much beauty,plenty of everything, fresh vegetables,milk products, chocalates and good weather I used to envy their wealth of everything.
I wished we can export some of them to our own India.

Maybe if we are more friendly, more country conscious,
more aware of our own land involved with otherpersons worries,less self centered may be may be with so many maybes we can achieve some sort of prosperity that I saw there.

Steve Irwin

That I never understood people going after wild animals to just take photographs.
and I have never came to terms with the passion they show , going through impossible hardships,
and life threatening moments.
If someone else is watching these shows with snakes and crocodiles
I would wonder what makes them admire these channels.

I would rather watch funny animal videos.
Still one show captured everyones attention.
All of us will be criticising Steve Irwin for all the risks he was taking. especialy with the crocodiles.
It will be so horrible to watch him
play with them. stalk them and escape at the last minute.

Just because I could not understand his motives
in doing all these (he was for preservation of crocodiles) stunts
I was still sceptical.
And today's news about his instant death caused by sting-ray,
came in and suddenly we felt very sad for that bubbly guy.

his tough outlook , and his dangerous projects have come
to a sudden standstill.
And I do not think anything was worth
losing your life over.
But that depends what we want from life.
our sympathies are with his wife and kids.